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I encourage everyone to do this. I call this...

Isabelle harasses Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ayo.
Stranger: hi
You: What's your name?
Stranger: raj
Stranger: urs
You: Isabelle, you can call me Isy though
You: How are you today?
Stranger: isy
Stranger: i'm good
Stranger: hw abt u
You: Eh confused but t'is all good.
Stranger: what happen
You: Boys are confusing.
Stranger: i get confuse wid girls....
Stranger: i think it's common
You: Ha, that's true, we're the worst.
You: I could probably help you understand them.
Stranger: sure
You: Tell me all your problems.
Stranger: u first...
You: xD No, you first, I insist.
Stranger: ok..i have no girl friend..
Stranger: and i'm not so atractive to them
You: Two words, acoustic guitar.
You: Chicks dig them. Seriously.
You: The most unattractive guy in the world could pick up an acoustic guitar and bam, babe magnet.
Stranger: oh then u like men who play guitar....
You: Yes, and with amazing singing voices
You: But that's just optional. Bonus points for the voice of a siren.
Stranger: i never talked to any girl like you before...
You: Yeah, I get that a lot...
Stranger: so what's urs...
You: I have feelings for two different guys, it's not fun
Stranger: tell me about first guy..
You: My best friend in the whole wide world, Sinclair.
You: He's kind of my opposite. I'm a bit of a wild child, he's serious, intense...
You: But he's a mystery
You: I find most people kind of boring, you know? But him, I can't figure him out, and that makes every day an adventure...
Stranger: what about the second one...
You: Chandler. He's just like me. XD Crazy. Fun. We understand each other perfectly.
You: Everything is so easy, fun, light-hearted...
You: And with Sinclair, it's electric... we fight sometimes, but then we bounce back, and things are amazing again
Stranger: that's great...
Stranger: which one do u think the best
You: I don't know.
You: Do you think opposites attract, or do you think people are in love with people who are like them?
Stranger: do one thing
You: What do you think is better, intensity or safety?
You: Yes?
Stranger: close your eyes...
You: How will I know what you say next?
You: Eyes closed.
You: Still closed.
Stranger: ok ....after i tell colse your eyes
You: XD Okay.
Stranger: after closing eyes think about both of them....
Stranger: and tell me what do u see...
You: Okay, let me try
You: I see... darkness...
You: So... Sinclair?
Stranger: u see sinclair
You: Yes, he's my best friend...
Stranger: try it again for 2 tymes
Stranger: 2 times
You: Okay!
You: I'll try
You: What if I see both?
Stranger: at a time or..
You: I don't know, I don't really see anything
You: It's kind of dark
Stranger: do one thing...
You: Okay
Stranger: slap them once....
You: XD Slap them? Why?!
Stranger: yeah...slap them and see what they do...
You: Huhhhh...
You: That... is an amazing idea!
Stranger: if he hits back...he's ur friend
Stranger: if not make him ur boyfriend
Stranger: u there
You: Yes
You: Just contemplating this amazing idea
You: Sinclair would probably glare at me and ask me why I would do that to his pretty face
You: And Chandler would probably ask me what it was for
Stranger: u mean both do samething
You: Huhhh maybe
You: They're both kinda pretty boys
Stranger: ok tell them u hit just for fun
You: XD
You: I will!
You: Thank you, Raj!

Isabelle's fails:

Stranger: hey
You: Hey!
Stranger: asl
You: Isabelle, 16, Ashford, you?
Stranger: james 16. kik?
You: Kik? What is this strange slang?
Stranger: jamesdoo
You: Makes sense.
Stranger: whats yours
You: Okay, it doesn't make sense.
You: What is kik?
Your partner has disconnected.

[desi]

You: 'ello
Stranger: Hey
You: How're you?
Stranger: Good how bout you
You: Doing well, thanks. I'm Sinclair, by the way
Stranger: Where ya from?
You: Munich originally, but Ashford currently. What about you?
Stranger: USA. In Virginia
You: Oh, that's a very very beautiful place. My father travels quite a lot- I've been there once.
Stranger: Nice. What did you see here/
You: Grass. The sky. Y'know. The usual.
Stranger: No haha... What part of Virginia?
You: Virginia Beach.
Stranger: Oh nice that is where I am from
You: For real? It's pretty there.
Stranger: Yea I like the ocean breeze but further south is even nicer
You: It is?
Stranger: Yea it is warmer and nicer beaches
You: Warm water seems like a nice change to the waters surrounding me. Islands are only so entertaining.
Stranger: What islands?
You: The Ashford Island
You: Like I said~
Stranger: Oh yea. How long you been there?
You: 'Bout three months.
Stranger: Nice....why you choose there?
You: I didn't, my parents sent me away to go to school here.
Stranger: What? Boarding School?
You: Eh, yes. It's alright here. Supposed to keep us in line. Haha. It's kinda like an internal war. Feels like whoever's most popular calls the shots, ends up barking out the orders. But if you stay under the radar like my group, and keep your intentions a secret, you skate by.
Stranger: Haha yea I got you. In those situations its best to not be noticed and just be left up to your own devices
You: Yeah. Fortunately the government running it isn't too troublesome. They just kinda leave the students up to their own devices until they need them for testing or such.
Stranger: Oh ok. Sounds pretty good
You: It is. Are you still a student?
Stranger: Yea I am attending a university. UVA
You: Oh really? Must be nice. I'm not sure I'll get the chance to go to university so I wish you luck in your studies. What are you majoring in?\
Stranger: I am pre med trying to be a doctor
You: That's impressive. How's it going so far?
Stranger: Good actually this is my final semester
You: That is awesome. Congratulations!
Stranger: Thanks! How long do you have
You: Hm?
Stranger: How much more school do you have?
You: Oh, right, sorry. Technically I finish up this year and next and I should be done, but the school is a bit crazy. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get out at all.

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Isabelle gets engaged.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi any horny f?
You: Uh
You: just female
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 17, I'm Isabelle, what's your name?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: john
Stranger: can we hav fun?
You: 21's pretty old to be looking for horny females on omegle
You: Shouldn't you be looking for a marriage partner or something?
Stranger: may be
Stranger: r u intrested?
You: Hmmmm, let's find out.
You: Do you play an acoustic guitar?
Stranger: no not realy but i will play voilin
You: Close enough
You: Do you have an angelic singing voice?
Stranger: i dont think so?
Stranger: but i will
Stranger: sing
You: Humility, I like it.
You: Congrats, you qualify.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: will u marry me
You: Gasps! *tears falling down dramatically* Yes, of course! Of course I will! I've always wanted to marry you, Mr...
You: What's your name?
Stranger: john
You: John!
Stranger: can we hav french kiss??
You: oui oui!
You: voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir??
Stranger: wht?
You: Never mind <3
Stranger: ha ha
You: What kind of wedding will we have?
You: Outdoor? Indoor?
Stranger: outdoor
Stranger: wht u prefer
You: Oh, outdoor, for sure.
You: With squirrels running around and everything, the whole shebang
Stranger: hm yaa
Stranger: wht all u lik?
You: Hm, I like cats, practical jokes, rock music, the band Cute Is What We Aim for
You: I don't like electric staplers, escalators, being tickled...
You: What about you?
Stranger: football..cricket...joking...having fun..etc
You: Having fun is the best.
You: Life would be boring without it.
Stranger: hm..yaa
Stranger: can we hav fun nw?
You: What kind of fun?
Stranger: wht ever u lik
You: I like... tequila!
You: Do you have any tequila?
Stranger: hm..no
Stranger: do u hav?
You: No
You: I go to a boarding school, no alcohol
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: so sad
You: Sad life indeed.
You: Be a good husband, sneak me some.
Stranger: can had fun with boys?
Stranger: sure
You: Sure!
Stranger: hm
You: Fun with boys, I like boys.
Stranger: wht type of fun?
You: The... fun kind
You: But it doesn't matter since I'm married now ^^
You: I should probably tell Sinclair and Chandler.
Stranger: hw many times?
You have disconnected.

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Meredith gets intimidated

You: Hello, how are you?
Stranger: asl
You: 18, female, Ashford.
You: And you?
Stranger: 24m uk
Stranger: name ?
You: My name is Meredith.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: My name is mitul
Stranger: nice name u have
Stranger: where is ashford ?
You: Tiny island
Stranger: where it is ?
Stranger: where it is ?
Stranger: europe ? US ?
Stranger: where ?
Stranger: reply
Stranger: ??
You: SO DEMANDING!
You have disconnected.

[sin]

Sinclair Admits He's Jigglypuff & Makes A Friend

Stranger: so i heard you like mudkips
You: Is that so?
You: Is this a common interest between us?
Stranger: ;_; no
You: What, you're more of a Charizard man? Just please say you're not rooting for the mouse.
Stranger: ha
Stranger: no
Stranger: though my one favorite is charmander
Stranger: i hate charizard
You: I got compared to Jigglypuff. >_>
Stranger: HA
You: Something about having an amazingly alluring singing voice and all
Stranger: you cant sing like jigglypuff
You: Yes I can! Why would you doubt my charm?
Stranger: lol oh come on jigglypuff is adorable
Stranger: your not even shaped like a sphere
You: So am I. Isabelle, my best friend, even says so.
You: Nope, but my voice is irresistible.
Stranger: yeah because people are named isabelle
Stranger: pshhhhh try harder lady
You: Uh, she is?
You: Her name is Isabelle... would you like me to give her another name for this conversation?
You: I call her liebling.
Stranger: no her name is pidgey
You: Is not. Alright, just leave her out of this
Stranger: you meanpid
Stranger: pigey
Stranger: fffff iphone
Stranger: f**k pidgey
You: Bastard, shut up. Go back to rambling about mudkip.
Stranger: and f**k my return button LOL
Stranger: mudkip sucks
You: You suck. >_>
Stranger: chikorita is cool
You: Chikorita, the flower thing?
Stranger: fucking adorable
You: Yeah, I guess.
Stranger: cyndaquil i wanted to punt
Stranger: ugly ugly bastard
You: The little flame dirt digger?
Stranger: yeah ugly
You: If there are so many Pokemon you dislike, why is this your choice of conversation?
Stranger: i love pokemon
Stranger: but complaining is fun
Stranger: look at our conversation. flowing with my complaining
Stranger: your fun by the way
You: Uh-huh, you're that talented -_-' Insulting my future girlfriend. Major props there man.
Stranger: nice to have someone for back and forth
Stranger: i called her pidgey
You: Her name is Isabelle, thanks.
Stranger: pidgey evolves into pigeotto
You: And it's still a damn dirty bird.
Stranger: your splitting hairs if u take that evolution as an insult
You: Watch them, they eat spiders and damn well aren't above eating peaches
Stranger: birds always eat bugs.
Stranger: bugs suck
Stranger: except for earthworms
Stranger: they are freaking cute
You: Bugs are fine. Spiders are monsters.
Stranger: yeah i hate spiders
You: Well we have that in common then
Stranger: 8 legged pr***s
Stranger: so how old are you
You: Seventeen. You?
Stranger: 23
You: Ah, so past school, huh? Or pretty close. I'm stuck in boarding school- so I envy you.
Stranger: yeah. america overcrowded collegs so i cant get in there
Stranger: thanks obama put everyone in college give them debt and take opportunities from those who want to go away
Stranger: AMERICA! f**k yeah
Stranger: smh
You: Yeah? Well. You don't know the half of how corrupt government is. At least they're not digging their hands into your school.
You: They control every aspect, mind washing these idiotic punk ass kids.
Stranger: im not complaining you understand. but i had aspirations of going to 4 year schools
Stranger: but there are so many applicants i need a 3.0 or hugher to be considered and its bullsh*t
You: C'mon. You could be on a god forsaken island instead, dealing with the popular boy barking out orders like he's God.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but its not right. ppl going to school for film near me
Stranger: FILM! !
You: There were stricter requirements for me going. Actually, my voice got me in. Bit of a siren I guess.
You: Boarding school. Kinda compulsory though.
Stranger: so many students are wasting college
Stranger: film mysic majirs digital video
Stranger: like f**k off
You: I'm going to be a music major, so back the hell off
Stranger: thats fine if u got a music background
Stranger: person i know had no prior trainig in school
You: Dad's a business man. That enough background for you? >_>
Stranger: he just chose it
Stranger: well if u get a job in the music industry yay
Stranger: idk what yr trying to be
You: I will. I'll be a German popstar and the girls will swoon.
Stranger: oh f**king god -_-
You: You'll see. You think I'm kidding, but I'm bloody well capable
Stranger: -_- i hope so
Stranger: what about isabelle
You: What's the sense in not dreaming? I mean you're still dreaming of going off to school, and I'm on this island because of it, why not make the best of it?
You: What about her?
You: I would never abandon her
You: And she likes my voice
Stranger: you want girls to swoon
You: I sing to her some nights. Helps her fall asleep
You: She's used to it.
Stranger: dreaming is great
Stranger: but remember to be practical to
Stranger: you can do anything
Stranger: just dont go about it poorly and your in the clear
You: I can. And father can pay for me to do anything. There's some merit to that. I look positively dashing, I sing like an angel, I've got trainers. There's this one, Tristan. Real tough guy, but he watches out for some of the other kids who don't have as much skill as I do.

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Lyra Gets on Omegle!

You: hiiiii
Stranger: hey
You: how are you today?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: asl
You: asl?....
You: OH! 16, F, Ashford
Stranger: Oh nice
Stranger: !
Stranger: Im good today babe
Stranger: you?
You: b-babe? >////////< I'm okay. Happy it's Sunday, I finally get to sleep in ^^
Stranger: chillin
Stranger: U got kik or anything?
You: kik?
Stranger: texting thing
Stranger:
You: oh nope...sorry
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Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 16, F, Ashford
Stranger: Ashford
Stranger: where it is darling
Stranger: somebody is there
Stranger: ??
You: it's this little island, not many people have heard of it ^^
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: okay....am M,19,India
Stranger: what are you into?
You: India? wow! well, I love singing and reading
You: What bout you?
Stranger: i like bike riding,cricket
Stranger: and like listen songs
You: Ooo that's cool
Stranger: are you student?
You: Yes I am!
Stranger: by the way My name is Srinu
You: My name is Lyra ^^
Stranger: cute
Stranger: then..what are you doing in Omegle
You: oh, some of the students here started trying it out. So I got curious.
You: I have trouble talking to the people here...soo....here I am!
Stranger: what kind of trouble
You: oh I'm just really shy. Plus, some of the people here are really mean....
You: I barely talked to anyone when I first got here...
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: okay...are you in FB lyra?
You: oh no I'm not. My parents would never let me get one
Stranger: cool
Stranger: shall we play a game?
You: what kind of game?
Stranger: truth or dare
You: Oooo okay
Stranger: do you know how to play
You: yup!
Stranger: then let me know ,what you know
You: you ask a person truth or dare, if the person answers truth, they have to answer a question honestly. If they answer dare, the other person can tell them to do something
You: right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: then choose one
You: truth
Stranger: you male /female?
You: female.
Stranger: age and sex?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: height
Stranger: your height?
You: 5'4"
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: >////< of course!
Stranger: wow.....now its your turn
You: okay...I'm not very good at this though...
You: are you in school?
You: ...wait...I have to ask Truth or Dare first.
Stranger: no...college
Stranger: okay
You: oh cool! what are you majoring in?
Stranger: Dare
You: hmmmmm...i'm terrible with dares
You: ><
Stranger: majoring means?
You: oh...what career are you going for?
Stranger:
Stranger: okay....Computer Science

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Ace is asked for webcam
You: Names Ricardo
Stranger: 18 f -,-
You: 19 Male
You: I go to Ashford Academe School for the Gifted
Stranger: wanna 2 ... get nacuxghty?
You: I don't waste my time on such pitiful things
Stranger: hmm well i have a webcahm .. i want to put it up for you cutie if you want?
You: It be a waste of my time
Stranger: ok
You: Are worth my time or are you like the rest of the ants around me?
You: Seems I was right
You: Go enjoy your pow wow scum

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Gary likes Pokemon!
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Gary :3
Stranger: i am Ash
You: Hi Ash, what are you hobbies and treat me nicely okay?
Stranger: *trows Pokeball*
Stranger: come put Pikachu
Stranger: and use Thunderbolt!
You: -eats the pikachu- OH BOY A SNACK!
Stranger: U BITCH!
You: thank you! Don't worry I won't hurt you
You: Well maybe~ Are you tasty?
Stranger: boy u are too young for this D:
You: I didn't know eating people had an age limit?
Stranger: no Pokemon!
Stranger: Gary is the first enemy of Ash -.-
You: Oh no, I'm sorry. My name is Gary Sue not Gary Oak
You: I like to dance around and play with people.

Gary is not a girl!
Stranger: Soft or rough?
You: I like it when they play hard
Stranger: Good, then we may get along.
You: I also like to chew and bite
Stranger: On hard yummy things? ;P
You: On anything~ I like hearing screams
Stranger: Do you also scream when they play hard on you?
You: No silly, I'm normally the one that making them scream
Stranger: Lol But I don't know if you'd make me scream.
You: Everyone screams when I want to play. It feels me with exascty
Stranger: Where are you from, biting girl?
You: Tehe sorry I meant fill
You: Oh I go to Ashford Academy and I'm not a Girl! Silly billy. My name is Gary Sue~

[sin]

WALL OF SHAME!

1. Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: m

2. Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: 20 f china
You: 17 m Ashford
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah, so how are you?
Stranger: im ok
Stranger: so tell me why are u here
You: That's good. And why am I here? Because I'm downright charming and I can be. Why are you?

3. Stranger: 22m
You: Hi
Stranger: how u doing
You: Good, you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl
You: 17 Male Ashford
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

4. Stranger: hiii
You: How's it goin?
Stranger: good
You: That's good.
Stranger: im alex
You: Name's Sinclair.
Stranger: from?
You: Originally Munich but currently Ashford. What about you?
Stranger: the states
You: Oh? I used to go to school there. In Bayville. Nice town. Is it snowing there?

5. You: Great, and yourself?
Stranger: yeah quite good ^^
Stranger: where are you from if I may ask?
You: I'm from Munich originally, but Ashford currently. What about you?
Stranger: ohh I see a traveller eh
Stranger:
Stranger: Im from the netherlands
You: A bit, yeah. My father's a business man
You: Oh? Never been there. Do you like it there?
Stranger: oh yeah, I enjoy living here really
You: Is it snowing there?
Stranger: it actually is slightly
Stranger: though yesterday more
Stranger: I was walking outside with a friend and it started snowing
Stranger: then after one hour everything was covered in a layer of it
You: I like having it around 'cause it gives me probable cause to go around singing in the streets.
Stranger: hahaha
You: Well. It does. And turns out, people find that charming. I'm certainly not complaining.

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Love issues
You: okay first of all
You: Name's Chandler got it memorize?
Stranger: hello?
You: Yea Hi
You: anyway like I was saying
You: I go to Ashford Academy fo the gifted
You: Now it's your turn to speak
Stranger: ok so I'm Loris
You: How are you Loris
Stranger: I'm fine and you?
You: If your a chick that great because I need some advice
Stranger: I'm not but I spend all my time with girl so maybe I could help you
You: Thanks Bros
You: Anyway. I have this problem.
You: There are these three girls in my life. Each one plays a huge part
You: Bridget is the girl of my dreams, Pretty, sarcastic and can kick butt but she loves looking for trouble and is sooo much serious than I am
You: Then there Isabelle. She my best friend in the whole wide world. When I'm with her it's like we're batgirl and robin and nothing can stop us
You: Lastly there Jacqueline. My old Girlfriend who I followed me to my new school. She's really sweet and nice I still habor feelings for her but he's the jealous type
You: she goes batty whenever im talking to another girl
You: see my probs here man? Can't you feel the feels?
Stranger: You don't which to choose?
You: Nope not in a million years. I lover them all but I feel bad when I talk to one of them without telling the others.
Stranger: Indeed that's a problem :/ let me think...
You: Oh no man, No pressure
You: Just you know. my love life. hahah thazt was a joke
Stranger: oh ok x)
You: If you can't think of anything man it's fine trust me, but help could be pretty tight
Stranger: These three girls love you?
You: all very much
You: To help prove my point. Me and Bridget kissed in the school aduitorum. Isabelle threw me agaisnt a wall and went all the way and Jacqueline being my last girlfriend we shared many special moments together
Stranger: it's an awkward situation, I'm searching but I don't know what you can do :/
You: Hmm, thanks anyway bud ^^
You: I guess I can figure it out on my own

[sin]

Illusionists- The Worse!

You: Hey
Stranger: hiii
You: How're you?
Stranger: fne..u
You: Doing quite well, thank you.
Stranger: so u lyk singing huh???
You: Yes, very much. Impresses the girls and all. It appears you do as well? What type of music do you sing?
Stranger: i lyk to sing.....anyrhin everthin...i lyk coujtry music nd i also learn classical ..
Stranger: country
You: Lyrics to classical music, huh? That is very cool.
Stranger: thanks....so wt kind do u sing nd luv to hear also??
You: I have this friend, Isabelle, who likes when I sing to her, so I sing a few love songs. She doesn't know how much I like her, but that's alright. She likes my voice at least. -_-' That's one advantage of being a siren.
Stranger: he he..ya it is....y dnt u tell her u lyk her..
You: It doesn't work like that, and anyway, even if she did, she has a way of playing mind games. Illusionists are the worse sometimes. But mostly... I kinda feel guilty. I hurt her in the past, and I don't want to do it again
Stranger: oh.....so were r u frm???
You: Munich originally, but Ashford currently. What about you?

"Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you "

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More Isabelle Fails

Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Age?
You: 16
Stranger: Cool
You: I'm a baby I know
Stranger: Ehh lol
Stranger: I'm 21
Stranger:
You: Aren't you a little too old for emoticons
Stranger: Typed*
You: I'm Isabelle, by the way.
Stranger: I'm Evan
You: So what brings you to this corner of the internet.
Stranger: Bored af haha
You: Ah, the usual.
You: Well, the second usual.
Stranger: Haha what brings you here?
You: The first usual is some awkward combo of loneliness and horniness that everyone here seems to emit.
Stranger: Haha yeah
You: There's nothing else to do on this little island, and I can't leave, so...
Stranger: What island? Haha
You: No one's heard of it, the government keeps its location secret but it's called Ashford
Stranger: Oh ?
Stranger: Haha
You: Yep, our own little prison
You: Where are you?
Stranger: Prison why you say tht?
Stranger: USA
You: Because no one can leave, except prefects
You: and well, I got kicked out of that cuz... long story
Stranger: How come no one can leave lol
You: We're not fit for society
You: Not until they can use us as weapons anyway
Stranger: Oh yeah ?
You: Oh yeah
You: Anyway
You: What kind of music do you like
Stranger: How bout I just use you as a Fwb lol an rap rock country all kinds
You: Oooh, diversity. I like it!
You: And how would that work?
You: I mean, you're kind of in my computer
You: And I'm not an objectophie
You: phile*
Stranger: Lol

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You: Just looking for someone to talk to while I do homework, blech
You: What brings you to this corner of the internet?
Stranger: I just finished up a quiz for an online class and everyone is asleep so here i am
Stranger: What kinda homework is it?
You: Gen Chem
You: What's your online class?
Stranger: ewww chem
Stranger: intro psych
Stranger: i took it back in highschool so its mega easy xD
You: xD that's good
You: what are you going to school for?
Stranger: im majoring in bio medical engineering
Stranger: You in highschool or college level?
You: boarding school
You: And oooh engineering
Stranger: boarding school? hows that going? lol
You: It's about what you would expect to get when your parents ship you off when you're too much to handle
You: Lots of restrictions, can't really leave
Stranger: Where is the school at if you dont mind me asking?
You: A little island in the Pacific
You: I wasn't joking about the not leaving
Stranger: well damn xD do you atleast like the people there with you?
Stranger: Sorry for all the questions btw feel free to ask me any
You: Hahaha it's no biggy. And oh yeah, the people are great for the most part. I made my best friend here so it's all good
You: They have these uppity students called prefects though, they're basically glorified hall monitors
You: My theory is that they all have sticks up their asses
Stranger: That theory seems like a good one just test it by watching how they walk
You: xD Definitely
You: So where are you from?
Stranger: Im from the US, florida
Stranger: where were you before you got shipped away?
You: Chicago, Illinois
You: Quite different, not islandy at all
Stranger: Wow a big move what made your parents flip out enough do to send you that far away?
Stranger: excuse my derp typing half out of it right now
You: Hahaha it's all good
You: I got in trouble a lot and one of my pranks really freaked a teacher out so I was sort of expelled
You: Lesson learned ^^"
Stranger: xD lol how much longer are you stuck there?
You: Until I graduate supposedly but for some reason, a lot of students end up staying longer
You: Which is beyond me
You: I'm getting the hell out of dodge as soon as I get my piece of paper that says I was smart enough to do 2+2
Stranger: XD you are pretty awesome Mr stranger
Stranger: id give you a cookie if i could
You: If it's a snickerdoodle, you'd be my hero
You: I'm actually a Miss Stranger though ^^ My name's Isabelle
Stranger: I shall find you the best damn sinckerdoodle this side of the mississippi, and thats not a name i hear very often its very pretty tho.
You: Awww thank you! For both things
You: I'll search on the Mississippi, and together we can find the best damn snickerdoodle in the world
You: on this side of*
You: Apparently I can't type either
Stranger: you are becoming more like me as the seconds pass
Stranger: muwhahahaha
You: We'll call it the Epic Quest for the Superlative Snickerdoodle
You: And make a movie
Stranger: Next thing you know you will grow a penis
You: It'll still be a better love story than Twilight
Stranger: A female that isnt in love with twilight?
Stranger: You sure youre not a guy?
You: Um *grabs crotch* Ya pretty sure
Stranger: You just have an innie penis
Stranger: like the belly buttons
You: Innie... penis
You: Pretty sure there's a word for that
You: it starts with a v and rhymes with... ummm
You: magina
Stranger: Nah i think you just need sleep
Stranger: you talking nonsense
You: ^^ You're probably right
Stranger: so you almost done with that homework?
You: Fuck no
You: I have the attention span of a squirrel
You: It'll never get done
Stranger: that is why i suck at math
Stranger: get to step 2
Stranger: and its like ohhhh a shiney
You: Rofl
You: My friend once tried to get me to study
You: By telling me he put something shiny in my textbook
You: How long did it take me to figure out he was joking?
You: Longer than I'm proud of, dear...
You: Longer than I'm proud of
Stranger: *pats* its happen to the best of us
Stranger: the shiny is always a lie when its from the outsiders
Stranger: ive learnt that the hard way :/
You: Do tell
Stranger: i was once told my lab partner if i studied for a whole 15 min straight she would give me a shiney
Stranger: there was no shiny...
Stranger: i have yet to forgive her
You: O:
Stranger: Shes a monster
You: The nerve
You: *Pats* I would never lie to you like that
You: Lies are evil
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: if i can ever trust again
Stranger: but i might have to try for you <3
Stranger: if you give me a shiny
You: Ummmmmmm
You: Might be a little bit difficult, considering the whole strangers communicating via interwebz thing
You: Will you settle for a gif?
Stranger: that will have to do
Stranger: lets see it
You: www.azdiamondband.com/images/animated_diamond2.gif
You: <3
You: Will You Be My Stranger?
Stranger: My face from that gif, fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/288/6/9/amazed_face_by_rober_raik-d4cw1px.png
Stranger: Im all yours <3
You: Lololol you're perf
Stranger: Lol what did i do?
You: That image cracked me up
You: That and perf is relative. Right now I'm calculating molalities and that's not perf
Stranger: oh shit i read that as "Lololol you're perv"
Stranger: i was like what did i do xD
Stranger: deeeeerp
Stranger: forgive me oh great one?!
You: Hahahah understandable
You: Perv is probably a more commonly used word on omegle
You: I forgive you
You: This time
You: Next time, I burn your house down
Stranger: Out of love right?
You: Always
Stranger: Its all chill then <3
You: Of course, I'd still get insurance
Stranger: could i get some of it/
You: Mhm, get allstate
You: you'll be in good hands
Stranger: just enough to make a suit out of cookies
You: or state farm. apparently, if you have state farm, you get money every time you sing their jinge
You: jingle*
You: according to their commercials anyway....
Stranger: Hmmm so if i dont get money i could sue them for lying to everyone!
Stranger: Is just dumb enough to work!
Stranger: its*
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi
You: Some dumbass sued Nutella for making her believe that chocolate spread was a healthy breakfast for her family
You: So you can win too
You: and then there were those girls that sued mcdonalds for making them fat
Stranger: If someone sued Mcdonalds for making her fat
Stranger: anyone can win anything
You: Yusssss
You: Murica
Stranger: MURRRRICA FUUUUCK YEAAAH
Stranger: our fat people can sit in little scooters while they shop
Stranger: murica
You: well this was fun
You: But my chemistry homework is feeling very neglected
You: So I gotta go sir
Stranger: Oh i shall miss you <3
You: Good luck on the snickerdoodle quest *salutes*
Stranger: Good bye forever!
You: Goodbye!