Top 5 Most Girly Men of Ashford!

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Most girly men of Ashford!
What are they stuffing in their pants to make up?

1. Deven Rainsworth
2. Gary Sue
3. Nathan Stevens
4. Zamir Snapdragon
5. Ethan Ruff

Love,
Anonymous

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[ A piece of paper pinned under the Top 5 most girly men, and on it are words written in perfect cursive with blood for ink. ]

Dear Mister Romeo Calix

I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curios about how I've discover to address this letter to you, then it was merely by picking up on your scent. It is to instill as much fear as I can. Before I make you corpse. Which I will proceed to have sex with.

That's right.

I'm going to **** you're corpse.

Follow me on twitter @cannibalgary




Sincerely Gary Sue

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[Another piece of paper is pinned under the previous reply, the same writing as the Top 5]

Dear Miss Gary Sue,

You scare me about as much as a chipmunk with rabies; it's freakish, tiny, and not scary at all. Just like you.

Bring it, little creeper.



Sincerely Romeo Calix

[Nathan Stevens]

[ A piece of paper is tapped over the notes of the two, and the 5 top girly men.]

Why am I on this? I am not girly, and two if you put me on this at least make me the winner. I mean come on my luscious Red hair is the best.

Love, Commander of D team