Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2012 21:19:00 GMT -5
PERFECT MATCHES by Hunter Lockhart
It’s here! The story you’ve all been waiting for: the perfect matches of Ashford Academy. You submitted your surveys, and I, Hunter Lockhart, using a complex, advanced, matchmaking algorithm, have located your soul-mates! Lo and behold!
DARRAKI
Darrian is such a cutie. The first time I met him, he even called me a princess! HOW CUTE!~ What girl wouldn’t want such a charming manly man? And Misaki, well, she seems like she needs some cuddles and love! And Darrian would be happy to provide that and much, much, more… IN THE PANTS. Plus, she can generate fire, and he is flaming hot. GO DARRAKI!
SETHALI
These two have so much in common! They’re both respected prefects. They’re both a little hard to understand at times. Both can come off a little cold. And they were both directly involved in that whole Kazuma ordeal, so they’ll have plenty to talk about! HOORAY FOR BREAKFAST CONVERSATION. They even have the same last name! That way, when they get married, Cali won’t have to go to the stupid DMV to fill out all that pesky paperwork! IT’S PERFECT. SETAHLIIIIII.
CHRISABELLE
Let’s face it, Christopher and Isabelle belong together! They both hate boring situations, and from what I hear, they’re both a little COOKOO! So let’s throw them together! Then, they’ll always be challenging each other to see who can be more outrageous. AND THEY’LL NEVER BE BORED! EVER. They’ll frolic together and bond over their mutual love of fondue fountains. THEN THEY’LL MAKE CHOCOLATEY CHEESEY LOVE. And if Chris ever gets hungry, he’ll be in luck! ISABELLE IS FEARLESS AND STUPID. I bet she’d let him take a bite of her arm, figuring it’ll heal, hahahahaha. OH CHRISABELLE.
TO BE CONTINUED...
